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Atomic Tweets (Husker edition)

Posted by MoJo on October 8th, 2009 under Football

Question: Who loves a rainy night? Answer: Eddie Rabbit True Story. My condolences to the entire Rabbit family if Eddie is no longer with us. I have no idea if he's living or dead and can't be bothered with Wikipedia'ing it right now. Bigger fish to fry today, and corn to husk. Get it? Nevermind. Bring on the TWEETS of the WEEK!!! @Huskerh8erTent is up...dry as baby powder..mother nature will not stop us.
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Between the Tweets

Posted by MoJo on September 28th, 2009 under Basketball

We understand...maybe you're too old to fully grasp Twitter or you just can't keep up. Maybe your company doesn't fully understand the value of social media and prevents your access as a way to keep you down. Not important. What IS important is that your Missouri Tigers actively use Twitter, and we are hanging on each and every word... @ChaseDaniel Congrats to @blainegabbert & @d_alexander81 on career days! Couldn't be happier with
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Pretty In Black and Gold

Posted by MoJo on September 11th, 2009 under Football

His Name is Blaine? Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blaine. Duckie: His name is Blaine? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name! Blaine Gabbert's parents must have never seen 1986's Pretty in Pink (yes, Blaine was born AFTER this movie was made – does that make you feel


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The Game Before The Game

Posted by MoJo on December 2nd, 2008 under Football

It was the best of times.  It was the worst of times.  No one ever fully grasped how much time was on the game clock or if/when a time-out should be called.  There was unsportsmanlike conduct, wet balls, a total lack of institutional control, and the presence of potentially hazardous materials* – but enough about The Euclid Pi Border War Tailgating Experience.
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Keeping Kansas Close (the Truth About K.U.)

Posted by MoJo on November 19th, 2008 under Football

I'll admit it, I have a Kansas license plate.  It has a "JO" sticker.  This means I'm surrounded by the very worst kind of Jayhawks on a daily basis.  The self-righteous, wheat-waving 913-Johnson County kind.  It gets worse.  My sister and wife (not the same person, thankyouverymuch) are both graduates of the University of Kansas.  My office is 1/3 KU grads.  I once lost a fantasy baseball league to a KU graduate.  We're no longer
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My So-Called Tigers

Posted by MoJo on October 23rd, 2008 under Football

I'm totally over Jordan Catalano.  Damn.  Was that out loud?  What I meant to say was.... I'm totally over Texas. The truth is... lately, I've been thinking about Claire Danes.  And to be perfectly honest, I've been thinking about her a lot.  More specifically, I've been thinking about ABC's short-lived teen drama, My So Called Life (August '94 - January '95).  Did you know that Claire Danes was only 13 years old when she auditioned to
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Steven was right…

Posted by MoJo on October 18th, 2008 under Football

I humbly present Steven in his own words (unedited)... I, the pronouced idiot of the Bark, am predicting a big Horn victory.  I’ll be back here Saturday to reap my rewards no matter the outcome. On Oklahoma State… And OSU a legitimate top 10 team?…again, please. What on earth have the Pokes done to deserve that title. Hell, I don’t even
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Simple

Posted by MoJo on October 15th, 2008 under Football

I believe Allen Iverson said it best when he opined, "We talkin' bout Texas?  We talkin' bout Texas, man. Not Alabama, not  Penn State... but we talkin' bout Texas?  Texas?!?" Or maybe he was talking about something else entirely (i.e. practice?)... Regardless, we all definitely talkin' bout Texas now. What a difference a week makes, huh?  Prior to the MU/Okie State game each of those
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Lessons Learned

Posted by MoJo on October 13th, 2008 under Football

I learned two very important things this weekend, which is one more than normal. Erin Andrews gets totally pissy when you finish in her hair. Like seriously unamused. Less amused than she appears in the only unflattering picture of her in existence. Seriously. If Mizzou is to be a legitimate national championship contender, they should seriously consider handing off to their running backs more than 11 times per game. Seriously.   Unlike Phenomenal, I'm willing to give