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Miguel Paul is the face of this team: Redux
Posted by Doc Nice on March 14th, 2010 under Basketball
A while ago, I posted that this team belongs to Miguel Paul, and the more I watch them, the more I think that. It's a team that show great athleticism and effort, but loses focus for crucial stretches, and makes questionable decisions sometimes. When I first posted this, Hiphopopotamus said that this was a back-handed compliment. In a way, he was right. I pointed out that often Mizzou doesn't know who to go to
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This team belongs to Miguel Paul
Posted by Doc Nice on February 11th, 2010 under Uncategorized
Really. Miguel Paul is the face of this team. WAIT. Wait, don't go away. Hear me out.
This article isn't really even about Miguel Paul. It's about the character of this team. See, Miguel Paul represents the faceless, selfless player that rotates in and out of this carousel system. Who are you going to remember 10 years from now? There's no Peeler, Stipanovich or Rush on this team. Denmon, English, Taylor?
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Cole Adrich dedicates season to charity
Posted by Doc Nice on January 25th, 2010 under Basketball
Cole Adrich announced today that he is dedicating the rest of the season to charity.
With every grunt on a rebound, blocked shot, dunk or free throw, Aldrich will help raise money in the fight against Venereal Disease. "As an experienced grunter whose life has been affected Sexually Transmitted Diseases, it seemed a natural fit. Next year, I heard Lotrimin will sponsor the 'Scratch Your Balls to fight Jock Itch
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Big 12 Coaches’ New Year’s Resolutions
Posted by Doc Nice on January 23rd, 2010 under Football
Gary Pinkel promises to reconsider his fashion choices.
Atomic Teeth spies have risked life and limb to procure these secret New Year's resolutions from each Big 12 coach. One reporter tragically lost a fingernail in a daring escape, aided by nacho cheese and a color-by-number painting of Mark Mangino and Todd Reesing wrestling naked in blue jello. Nobody ever said blogging was easy. So without further ado, and with promises to never again mention Mark Mangino naked (fingers were crossed), we bring you
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Headlines we never saw. The season in review.
Posted by Doc Nice on January 14th, 2010 under Football
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Last week, a 6.5 earthquake struck off the coast of Eureka California. If you're wondering what this has to do with Mizzou football, bear with me. The national headlines all said how little structural damage was done, but that things were thrown off shelves, etc. However, if you've ever been to Eureka in Northern California, you know that it (and particularly its suburb Arcata) is known for being the pot capital of the USA. You