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Posted by Doc Nice on January 25th, 2010 under Basketball
Cole Adrich announced today that he is dedicating the rest of the season to charity.

With every grunt on a rebound, blocked shot, dunk or free throw, Aldrich will help raise money in the fight against Venereal Disease. “As an experienced grunter whose life has been affected Sexually Transmitted Diseases, it seemed a natural fit. Next year, I heard Lotrimin will sponsor the ‘Scratch Your Balls to fight Jock Itch campaign’, but I should be riding the pine in the NBA by then, so I couldn’t pass this up.”
Neon said:
January 25th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I think he read this. Woops.
Triston27 said:
January 25th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Too bad he wasn’t raising money for the Haiti. Could have built that place into the next Monaco with tonight’s performance alone.