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10-2! says CFN
Posted by Phenomenal Smith on August 7th, 2009 under Uncategorized
College Football News, long regarded the most influential, just, and accurate of all football publications, picks the Tigers to go 10-2 this year. This bold prediction comes just a few days after CFN defied wisdom… I mean conventional wisdom… by ranking the Tigers 20th in the nation, ten spots ahead of rival Kansas.
So what?, you say. Who is CFN? Let me tell you. All CFN reporters are Mensa members. It’s a requirement. Some are brain surgeons and still others are rocket scientists. Football knowledge?, you ask. Of course. They all know football having played and coached in college and the NFL. Most are even in the Hall of Fame. This is best collection of talent since the fourth season of American Idol.
CFN transcends sports. It demands respect in all fields and, believe it or not, all over the world. CFN has a branch in North Korea on the off-chance NKU ever gets accepted into the Pac 10. Two of their finest reporters work from that office and out of one part fear and one part respect, Kim Jong-Il has not detained them.
Dude, I ain’t messing with CFN.
CFN is a remarkable publication with a long history of sage prognostications. Book it now - 10-2 North Champion Missouri Tigers. What CFN says, goes.
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Euclid said:
August 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
what exactly were you searching to come across that picture?!
Good to see KJI likes to have a good time too. Who doesn’t like to get naked and sip a beer in the laundry room.
Phenomenal Smith said:
August 7th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Yeah, he’s just doing a wash. By the way, that was the picture he used on his Christmas card to me last year. Isn’t he a stitch?!
Scipio Tex said:
August 7th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Damn you.
GingerBalls said:
August 7th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
If Missouri beats UT and Nebraska beats OU, I will dress as Minnie Pearl and do my little kooky dance while singing Every True Son for all of youtube to see.
Gene Claude said:
August 8th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Google search = nude Korean dictator beer laundry
Atomic Teeth » Blog Archive » Ask CFN…nicely said:
August 16th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
[...] of the most read web publications of its kind. National appeal, prolific, comprehensive, and as recently noted, the CFN writers are wicked smart. Maybe not so smartly, CFN subjects itself to the masses by [...]
Barking Carnival — Blog — Et tu, CFN? said:
September 4th, 2009 at 11:33 am
[...] much for the homage. So much for CFN writers being the smartest guys in the room. I know, I know, I should have been prepared for this given CFN’s bold 10-2 prediction for [...]